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  MISS PIGGY AND KERMIT ANNOUNCE BREAK-UP
  
  The Muppets stars become the latest celebrities to disclose the end of their relationship
  
  Terrible news for fans of Hollywood true love: Miss Piggy and Kermit, arguably the most celebrated couple of stage and screen, have announced the end of their romantic relationship.
  
  Miss Piggy, of uncertain age but very definite youth, posted a statement on her social media accounts in which she said that their personal lives are now "distinct and separate"
  
  Speaking at a press conference in Beverly Hills on Monday to promote the new-look Muppet show which will run on ABC later this year, Kermit admitted the split has been tough for both he and Miss Piggy.
  
  "People change. So do frogs and pigs. ... We were together for a long, long time and it's personal," Kermit said.
  
  Kermit also acknowledged starting a new relationship with another pig, a woman named Denise who works in ABC Marketing.
  
  While Miss Piggy also appeared at the event, she did not join Kermit for the one-on-one video interviews that followed, leaving her ex carrying the whole promotional load for the new series, which will go behind-the-scenes of another series, "Up Late with Miss Piggy."
  
  Distraught fans found this break-up particularly difficult to process.
  
  "Truly the only celebrity marriage that I care about and now it's over. This one really hurts," wrote one fan on Facebook.
  
  Others offered counsel to their porcine icon. "Piggy, please... Take a moment and really listen to your heart. Can you really imagine a life without Kermit? Isn't he the frog of frogs for you? Hasn't he always been? If the both of you split up, what is there left to believe in?"
  
  Other fans were quick to try their luck. One asked whether Kermit was now up for grabs, while another asked simply: "Are you open to dating married men?"
  
  source: the telegraph